http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yciy4bDOOP4

BLACK FEET DOWN BLACK FEET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BE PREPARED FOR AN ONSLAUGHT OF BLACK FOOTED BASTRICHES AT DAYLIGHT TOMORROW!!!!

SHOOT 5 EACH IN THE LIPS BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING #2
PINK FEET FLYING PINK FEET FLYING!!!!!!!!!

SHOOT YOU ABOUT 15 OF THEM BUT BRING ABOUT A CASE OF SHELLS.

THE LOCAL AUTHORITYS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PUT AN APB OUT FOR A CROSSVILLE MAN WHO LIKES TO SHOOTEM OFF TELEPHONE WIRES ON PUBLIC ROADS. HE WAS LAST SEEN DISCUSSING SQUIRREL WOLVES AND CHASING YOUNG WOMEN IN SOFTBALL UNIFORMS AROUND BUT NORMALLY GIVES UP A DAY OR 2 IN SEPTEMBER TO GO IN SEARCH OF UNSUSPECTING POWER LINES!!! APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION. NO REWARD OFFERED BUT I GUARANTEE IF YOU ASK HIM SOMETHING HE'LL GIVE YOU .O2 CENTS WORTH!

BE CAREFUL AND SWING UP ON THEM LOW BIRDS!

(they stop at the bling bling store)

I got some with leg bling located and will be after them. I know of some with neck collars and I am awaiting a phone call for them.